Football Fans

Arsenal (or any other club) Fan: New season starts in a few weeks
Chelsea (or any other club) Fan: Yeah, and your manager's shit.
Arsenal Fan: Well your manager's more shit, and some of your players are shit.
Chelsea Fan: Not only are your players shit, but they cost more than they should have. You was done.
Arsenal Fan: Yeah, but that tackle that one of your player's done was really shit. Should have got a red card.
Chelsea Fan: No way, he got the ball. And your goalie's shit.
Arsenal Fan: Ah, but isn't your manager being sacked? Because he's shit.
Chelsea Fan: No, but I know that one of your players is moving to different club. Cos your club's shit.
Arsenal Fan: I probably know more about football than you.
Chelsea Fan: I definitely know more about football than you. You're shit.
Arsenal Fan: I think I need a shit.
Chelsea Fan: Shit.