So, we're in the middle of some sort of major financial crisis. Now, I won't pretend to know all the details, only that the papers are full of pictures of city traders looking very depressed after a hard day losing money. Two things :
1) You city boys have had it good for a while now, and while you won't be getting your £500k bonus this year, I'm sure you've been sensible enough to squirrel a bit away somewhere. Haven't you? What - spent it all on champagne, Porsches and laps dancers? Oh dear.
2) The pics in the papers show you all looking very sad, angry and slightly perplexed at what happened on the trading floor today. Surely when you got up this morning you knew it was going to be a really shit day. I mean really, really shitty. Even I could have told you that. More of that tomorrow I should think. Better take a sickie and take Chardonnay out in the Carrera.
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Yep!
City boys? I thought Richie sold scientific equipment.
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